The Tony Cuthbert Cup - remembering the man that penned "In the Duck Poo" and who obtained our Lido Cafe members' discount

200m scratch for the third leg of the Club Championship series on a crisp and sunny Spring morning - water 10.2c, air 5c.

Today's winner Luka Melon -  a new name up at the front. 

The Club Championship is swum over a series of five scratch (i.e. non-handicapped) races during winter, spring and summer over varying distances as the water (hopefully) warms up.  This year's fixtures - 

14th February, 50m (55 yards)

7 March, 100m (110 yards)

28 March, 200m (220 yards)

25 April, 400m (440 yards)

6 June, 800m (880 yards)

Today's champion, Luka Melon

Today's champion, Luka Melon

A new name out at the front (photo: Norman Jones)

President Laure introduced today's sponsor, Saundra Satterlee - Tony's long-term partner

President Laure introduced today's sponsor, Saundra Satterlee -  Tony's long-term partner

A London book based theme for today's prizes

A London book based theme for today's prizes

Tales of Tony

Tales of Tony

A great character who never blew his own trumpet

Tony joined us in 1998

Following "a few after work drinks" Tony agreed to an early morning dunk in the duck poo the next day

In 1998 Tony was introduced to the club by Mark Fraser, who he met in a bar with work colleagues and agreed "after a few drinks" to swim the following morning.  Tony was hooked.  The rest, as they say, is history.

Tony won the Bridge to Bridge the following year.  Though Tony was not first to finish the then handicapper Frank Simms managed to disqualify the first swimmer home for reasons no one could fathom.  As if by fate, this first swimmer was the man who had fed Tony drinks and convinced him swimming in the duck poo was a cool thing to do: Mark Fraser!  Mark was none too pleased.

Tony's past sporting glory in three day eventing gifted him with a fine collection of outfits for the All Cloths Race (photo: Jeremy Hunter-Coddington)

Tony Cuthbert, 1941 - 2011

Tony was a real "character", in keeping with the long tradition of our club acting as a magnet to oddness.  Born in 1941 Tony joined the club in 1998, in his late 50s.  His earlier sporting prowess was as a three day eventer.  Unfortunately a hip replacement lead him to quite literally hang up his spurs.   Equine's loss was swimming's gain.  It also left Tony with a very handy choice of outfits for the All Clothes Race.

Tony the Three Day Eventer

Tony the Three Day Eventer

Advertising and cartoons

Tony had a long and successful career in advertising.  Tony Cuthbert Cartoons was responsible for many famous and memorable TV and film adverts -  BT's Buzby, the Babycham fawn, the Foxes' Glacier Mints' polar bear and best of all Kelloggs' Frosties' Tony the Tiger.  Tony also had a strong input into the Beatles' Yellow Submarine film.

Many of us want to believe the club myth that Tony based the Tony the Tiger character on himself.  Sadly for our dreams of borrowed glory Kelloggs' Tony the Tiger character first appeared in the early 1950s when Tony would not even have been in his teens.  That said, his TV and cinema campaigns for Frosties brought Tony the Tiger to animated life.  Likewise, the Fox's Glacier Mint polar bear and the Babycham fawn may not have been Tony's original creations but he certainly made them jump out at us from the screen.  Given Tony's work on Yellow Submarine perhaps we should claim him as our very own "fifth Beatle"?

Tony and Saundra Christmas morning, 2005

Tony and Saundra Christmas morning, 2005

Neither won the Peter Pan cup, though they both scooped the summer blue ribbon event - the Bridge to Bridge. Tony in 1999 and Saundra in 2002.

Contenders ready (almost) for a flat out 200m

Contenders ready (almost) for a flat out 200m

(photo: Norman Jones)

Spring sunshine for the mass start (photo: Norman Jones)

White water underway

Look closely and you may spot a pink hatted butterfly following the pack. Makes a change from geese and swans.

Luka led at the turn (photo: Norman Jones)

Luka closing-in on the finish

The winner (photo: Norman Jones)

Pushing hard at Luka's heels - Jesse Kelly, Toby Crooks and Alan Luckhurst (photo: Norman Jones)

For posterity, here are the official final placings -

Luka Melon

Jesse Kelly

Toby Crooks

Alan Luckhurst

Deirdre Ward

Rob Ouldcott

Will Luckhurst

The non-contenders provided the curtain-raiser

The non-contenders provided the curtain-raiser

Perhaps not in championship contention, but pride very much at stake. (photo: Vanessa Marshall)

Perfect conditions (photo: Vanessa Marshall)

Cheered on at the turn by the locals (photo: Vanessa Marshall)

Names up there in the frame for the non-contenders race

Norman Jones (disqualified for not going round both buoys)

John Luckhurst

Ilyan Kocatchev

Barnaby Parker

Charlie Frith

Hannah Davies

Paul Daniel’s

Jamal Saad

We rounded off the morning by singing happy 90th birthday to Serpentine glamour boy, Ted Gerald

We rounded off the morning by singing happy 90th birthday to Serpentine glamour boy, Ted Gerald

(photo: Jesse Kelly)

Proud Luka

Proud Luka

Luka joined us 18 months ago but has only recently started racing on Saturdays mornings

Such great memories

Such great memories

(Report compiled by Brian Thomas.  Images provided by Brian and the club's archives, unless credited to individuals)