Mike Small is another of the club's great characters from the past. Mike had a horrific motorcycle accident in his youth which left him with one arm, a withered leg and continuous pain. Mike viewed this as a hindrance, not a disability. His wicked sense of humour never left him and is reflected in the shape of the Mike Small cup adapted to his specifications by club silversmith Bill Phipps: half an arm and a wonky base.
The incessant rain could not dampen competitors' spirits as we remembered Bill Deeley, "biscuit Bill" to his friends at the Serpentine (especially the cannine ones).
Series victor Mary Olivari

Andy Deeley was joined by Alice, twins Theo and Seb plus Siberian huskies Saphire and Pheobe (photo: James Norton)
Vice president Rob Ouldcott stood in for Laure Latham to deliver the first post-race speech of 2026

Quite a cup. Quite a story.
Mike Small is another of the club's great characters from the past. Mike had a horrific motorcycle accident in his youth which left him with one arm, a withered leg and in continuous pain. Mike viewed this as a hindrance, not a disability. His wicked sense of humour never left him and is reflected in the shape of the Mike Small cup adapted to his own, unique specifications by club silversmith Bill Phipps: half an arm and a wonky base. A fond friend to all who swam with him, Mike eventually succumed to cancer in 1993. (photo: Christmas morning 1991)

Mike Small, Christmas morning 1991.
“The Mike Small Cup is in memory of Mike, a big man, who joined the club whilst doing the rounds of the London swimming pools and watering holes by courtesy of London's first elected Mayor, Ken Livingstone and his free bus pass scheme. Mike had a horrific motorcycle accident in his youth, which left him disabled with a clubfoot, only one arm, and in continuous pain. But this disability did not destroy his wicked sense of humour.
Before the race he would sit down and do “The Times” crossword or an intricate origami bird or butterfly while he waited for his mark, then struggle to put his rubber swimming hat on his head with his one good hand, and would remark to onlookers, “if you think that's difficult, try putting a condom on with one hand in the heat of the moment”.
With such a handicap he was usually the limit man, swimming on his back, he would be in the water twice as long as most of the other swimmers. He would make an action like throwing salt over his shoulder with his one good arm, slowly making progress along the course, cheered all the way, only to be overtaken by all the other swimmers on the finish line. He wouldn't have wanted it any other way.
Before he died, he summoned the club Secretary (Alan Titmuss) to his home, and coolly announced, “I’ve only got a month to go on this earth and I want to present a cup” - it was to have only one handle and a dodgy base, for a competition. This was duly fashioned by the club's silversmith, Bill Phipps and presented to Mike by Alan Titmuss just days before he died. I suspect he's up there somewhere looking down and laughing at all those silly sods battling their way through the icy waters, in the coldest part of the year, for his unusual trophy."
February 1991, Mike Small and Bill Deeley watch on as Brian Thomas is interrogated with respect to a missing brain cell

The eagle eyed amongst you may appreciate Mike's minimalist taste in swim-wear

(photo: Norman Jones)

(photo: Norman Jones)

Splish, splash, splosh (photo: Norman Jones)
The club held races between New Year and Easter for many decades up to WW2. After the war club members continued to swim during these months, but the race calendar did not commence until Easter.
In 1964 the new, fresh faced club Secretary Alan Titmuss reintroduced what was to be optimistically known as the "Spring Series". We competed initially for the C P Bryant cup, and then for the Edward Young Dark Fire Rum cup from 1968. The series ran post Christmas through to the end of March, hence it being known as the Spring Series.
Over the years the series has been shortened to allow additional race sponsorship opportunities for club members and is now completed on the first Saturday of February.
The Mike Small cup was introduced for the series in 1994, with prizes presented by Mike's friend Mark Frazer.
From 2001 Tony Cuthbert and Saundra Satterlee sponsored the series until Tony's sad passing in 2011. Sponsorship then passed to club handicapper Mark Fabik until he moved to Australia in 2014.
Bill Deeley (and Andy) took on sponsorship in 2015. Bill was a good friend of Mike's and would often give him a lift home to north London on a Saturday morning.
Missing Mary

The presentation was delayed whilst still-to-be-announced series winner Mary was recalled back from her Serpentine breakfast at the "posh cafe" down by The Dell (photo: Vanessa Marshall)

Samorn Chimkeaw second on points

Charlie Frith third

Man hug for John Luckhurst, fourth among equals?

Jamal Saad fifth

Charlotte Harwood sixth

Dave McGregor also in the prizes

Soddon spectators all eyes and ears for Rob's enlightening speech

Lewis found shelter from the downpour under the Titmuss bench
Finally, three big cheers for Mike Small and Bill Deeley, and eeryone else who braved the rain.

We lost our dear friend Bill Deeley last October. Bill joined the club in 1967. He faithfully served the club as Hon. Auditor from the mid-1970s until 2017 and was a club vice-President.
Bill entered the merchant navy straight from school in the early 1950s. By the age of 16 he was at the helm of a ship heading to Cyprus. The navy life gave Bill the chance to travel all over the world but he especially enjoyed the far east, Hong Kong and Singapore. He became a navigator but his naval career was cut short due to an accident in Vancouver where he broke his leg. On return to England he trained to be an accountant, hence his value to the club as an auditor and advisor on all things financial.
Bill is remembered for love of a biscuit or two. Not just those shared with fellow club members over a cup of tea - the dogs of the club happily enjoyed his presence with tail-wagging love and appreciation.
For many years through the 80s and 90s Bill would be accompanied both in and out of the lake by Steed, his golden Labrador. Steed regularly swam along with Bill in the races and his name even graces one of the cups. The 1996 engraving on the Daily Telegraph cup (now the Emmi Hunte series) reads: 1st Steed; 2nd W Deeley. (Club silversmith and engraver Bill Phipps smilingly "denied all knowledge").
Out onto the board - Bill Deely led by Bill Phipps, with Mike Olizar following

1982. Back in the days when the west side of the pavillion was our winter changing room.
Andy Deeley has been quite a permanent fixture lake-side

Christmas morning, 1980

Son and father, 2015
(Report compiled by Brian Thomas. Images provided by Brian and the club's archives, unless credited to individuals)