One length of the Lido for the forever fun 100m (110 yard) All Clothes Race kicked off proceedings at 8am, followed by a quick up and back 200m (220 yards) in memory of barefoot marathon running, bagpipe busking, charity collecting, Clapham Junction signalman club legend Mario McClarnon.
Plus a big, bubbly birthday celebratrion for a happy Sarah Legrand.
Saturday's pot hunters - a first trophy for both

Jamal Saad, Sexy's All Clothes Race and Charlotte Hallward, Mario McClarnon cup
Long term club member John Sextone took over sponsorship of the All Clothes Race in 1982, hence the trophy's title - "Sexy's All Clothes Race cup". Sadly John can no longer make it to the lake these days so Club Secretary Laure Latham has stepped in and taken on sponsorship of this iconic event.

New sponsor Laure being introduced by Rob (not that she needed introducing).
All Clothes winner Jamal

Jamal excitedly displaying his first ever Serpentine trophy to the crowd.

Rob Ouldcott anticipated the detachment of the trophy's lid and base
Sexy's All Clothes Race cup is named after John Sextone, who took over sponsorship of the event in 1982

John (centre) flanked by Gordon Brodie and Bill Phipps, 1993
John commenced sponsorship of the All Clothes race in1982, the race previously being sponsored for many decades by Arthur Goffrey. John was a founder member of the Serpentine Running Club and has completed many marathons (17?). John never won the Christmas Day race but is a Bridge to Bridge legend. He is the only member on record to have completed a hat-trick of wins: 1987, 1990 and 1993.
Anna McClarnon noted that Mario would have been very pleased to share the morning with John Sextone as they had previously worked together to raise money for charity through their running activities.
All Clothes races date back to the very origins of the club, which grew out of the Royal Humane Society and the promotion of lifesaving and survival in water

All Clothes Race, 1921. Swimmers had to swim to a boat anchored mid-lake, disrobe, throwing their clothes into the boat, and then continue to race to the other bank.
1924, competitors' clothing inspected by the Hon. Handicapper. Stipulated minimum weight= 6lb (2.7kg in "new money")

"What, no socks!"
For more detail on the history of the All Clothes Race across three different centuries, plus many historic photos, please follow this link to the 2021 report.
Charlotte also bagged a first Serpentine cup - memories of Mario, who graced us with his friendship since the early 1960s to the mid 2000s

Anna McClarnon and family were present for the Mario McClarnon race, which followed hard on the heals of the All clothes race

Mario initiated the tradition of piping the Peter Pan competitors onto the board on Christmas morning in the early 1960s

Christmas 1987
Long term club member Anna presented the Mario McClarnon cup in memory of one of the club's favourite "characters". She was joined by her brother Marcel and his (rather grown-up) children.
Anna (who also answers to Maria) swam in the Serpentine as a little girl, being taught to swim by dad Mario during the school holidays. She went on to race with us in the late 1990s and early 2000s. She also trained for a successful Channel crossing, joining the elite "24 HOUR CLUB"....
On Monday 2 September 2002, at 8.43 pm Anna set off from Dover for her Channel attempt. She landed in France 24 hours and 8 minutes later, at 8.51 pm, Tuesday 3 September. When asked if the swim took so long for reasons such as weather and tides, Anna replied “no, I’m just slow. It costs a lot to swim the English Channel and I wanted my money’s worth. What’s more, I was enjoying the view.”

Anna relaxing at Dover during her Channel training
Mario worked in the Clapham Junction signal box, at a time when signals were switched by manual leavers - heavy, physical work requiring repeated strength all day. After a shift in the signal box he would run barefoot and bare-chested from Clapham Junction to Hyde Park and back, summer and winter. In 1981 he ran the first London Marathon, complete with kilt and bagpipes, barefoot and bare-chested, stopping occasionally along the way to pipe the crowd and collect money for charity. An accompanying friend carried two buckets for the many coins tossed in for the good causes, getting heavier and heavier as the 26 miles, and Mario's playing, progressed. His accomplice said, "by the finish it seemed my arms had grown by two or three inches".
Daughter Anna noted that Mario ran from Vauxhall to the start at Blackheath, completed the marathon, then ran back to Vauxhall. Mario was an ultra-marathon runner before such things became "the in-thing"!

1981 London Marathon
For more detail on Mario's many decades with the club please follow this link to the 2021 web report. The report contains some lovely photos of Mario piping us on Christmas morning, plus pictures of Mario "on-ice".

1981. Ice prevented the Christmas race but it did not prevent Mario piping club members whilst they had their dip in a hole in the ice.
Taking position (on the catwalk?)

(photo: A Wood)
Competitors ready

Note the red carpet, which led the dapper competitors onto the board (photo: R Hunter-Coddington)
Panda takes the plunge

(photo: C Hatcher)
Final push for Panda as the finish line nears

David Liddle (the secret panda) streaking for the end buoy. (photo: C Hatcher)
Race over

(photo: R Hunter-Coddington)
Mary Gilbert emerges

(photo: A Wood)
No divine intervention for Fran

(photo: A Wood)
Gasping

Brian a bit puffed (photo: A Wood)
Even cats swam on Saturday

(photo: A Wood)
Thankful to survive

(photo: A Wood)
Almost all swimmers took part in both races

(photo: A McClarnon)

(photo: A Wood)
200m (220 yards) completed

The race is normally the final 400m (440 yards) of the season, but was shortened for this morning (photo: A MClarnon)
The morning finished with birthday bubbly and cake for Sarah Legrand

(photo: E Grigoriou)
(Report compiled by Brian Thomas)