Water's almost frozen it's what I've chosen, but get me to the Serpentine

I’m going swimming in the morning.
Ding - dong my bits are gonna chime.
Water’s almost frozen, it’s what I’ve chosen
But get me to the Serpentine

I gotta be there in the morning,
Early doors and lookin’ in me prime.
Snug bed will miss me, nearest won't kiss me,
But get me to the Serpentine

Swimming in London’s famous lido
Goggles, cap and Speedo
Dipping with friends, the fun never ends
But get me to the Serpentine

I’m going swimming in the morning.
Ding, dong my bits are gonna chime.
Water’s almost frozen, it’s what I’ve chosen
But get me to the Serpentine

I gotta swim there in the morning
Crushed ice and duck poo in its prime.
Swallow some lake, eat some cake,
But get me to the Serpentine

Dunk and dip in cold water
Splish splash to chill your veins so blue
Please come and hug me, we’re so cuddly
But get me to the Serpentine

I’m going swimming in the morning.
Ding, dong my bits are gonna chime.
Water’s almost frozen, it’s what I’ve chosen
But get me to the Serpentine

If I’m flying, don’t slow me down.
Cold blood will make me start to drown!
Hot tea and beanie, warm up my Weenie
But get me to the Serpentine

I’m going swimming in the morning.
Ding, dong my bits are gonna chime.
Water’s almost frozen, it’s what I’ve chosen
But get me to the Serpentine