Congratulations to Alice Todd, Jesse Kelly and Andrew Deeley who had a very Shifty result in Kingston during the week, The trio won a team cycling time trial under the moniker of ‘Serpentine Shifters’ and averaged 46kms per hour throughout.
Team spokespersoncyclist, Alice, described their race efforts as “cross training”, in which they had to cover more distance than the other teams over a 45 minute period.
The Shifty trio pedalled their wares better than anyone else, and won gold as well as champagne (three bottles) for the Serpentine. Alice reckons they won because “the other teams clearly hasn’t done enough cold water training.” Nothing shifty about then.
Alice has promised to share the champagne with all at Serps next Saturday. Ding Ding.
[John Tierney]

