Norman and Lorraine's Lucky Dip for the Andrew and the Two Ronnies cup

Swim caps all round for the Lucky Dip quintet

Laure Latham captured the silverware, storming past Brian Thomas at the finish of the 200m (220 yards) race.

Past president Norman told stories and memories of Ron Hamill, Ron Miller and his son Andrew.  President Rob told stories of Norman and Lorraine.

An international theme to the swim cap prizes

An international theme to the swim cap prizes

Lorraine and Norman with a famous five "Lucky Dippers" - 1st Laure Latham, 2nd Brian Thomas, 3rd James Norton, 4th John Crace, 5th Ilyan Kovatchev

The cup was not available, so substitute silverware stood in for the presentation

The cup was not available, so substitute silverware stood in for the presentation

Norman organising Laure for the Serpentine paparazzi. In the background Rob is telling tales of "the one that got away".

One week later, 22 October, and Laure is presented with the actual "Andrew and the Two Ronnies cup"

One week later, 22 October, and Laure is presented with the actual

Sally, Ron Miller's daughter (and Andrew's sister) travelled over from Germany for the race

Sally, Ron Miller's daughter (and Andrew's sister) travelled over from Germany for the race

Half past seven and swans await the swimmers

Half past seven and swans await the swimmers

(photo: Jan Farmer)

We were treated to some beautiful eight o'clock autumnal colours

We were treated to some beautiful eight o'clock autumnal colours

Half past eight, still beautiful

Half past eight, still beautiful

Rob spoke of Norman and Lorraine's long association with the club

Rob spoke of Norman and Lorraine's long association with the club

Lorraine - a portrait from Rob

Rob Ouldcott spoke with affection of Lorraine's contribution to the club and to life in general.  Though primed by Norman, much of the detail was already known to Rob -

Lorraine joined the club along with Norman in 1983.  Though not really a Serpentine lake swimmer, Lorraine has played a central role in many club activites, for instance in organising Christmas parties, the Serpentine choir and trips to the seaside.  In 2008 Lorraine was part of a Serpentine SC relay team that successfully crossed the English Channel.  Lorraine had to swim four times during the 23 hour crossing "suffering from sea sickness the whole time".  Most of her training for the swim was undertaken in Lac Annecy under the tutilage of Norman.  "As you can imagine it was not always a smooth operation", commented Mr Jones.

Lorraine spent over 26 years working at Hammersmith Hospital IVF Unit.  Starting off part-time whilst the children were in school, Lorraine ended up managing the unit full time.  She was loved by staff and patients alike in what sometimes could be a very emotional and challenging environment.  She was the one on hand to both placate patients and keep doctors in line.

"Although one of the kindest, loving and thoughful people you could meet, she will challenge anyone who she thinks is out of order.  After 52 years of marriage I know how true this is" (Norman).

2017, Lorraine photobombed by John Tierney

Lorraine's Channel relay team raised money for Afghan Mother and Child Rescue (AMCR), a charity with which Serpentine member Roddy Jones was heavily involved.  Anne McAlpine, Clare Doyle, Sophie Rutenbar, and Martha Fray were also part of the team (if I've missed anyone, please let me know).  The charity was a small hands-on organisation focussed on building and helping equip Mother and Child Health Clinics in the Panjshir valley region of northeast Afghanistan.

https://www.amcr.org.uk/

Norman spoke of Andrew, Ron and Ron

Norman spoke of Andrew, Ron and Ron

Norman had a dip after the presentation, grabbing a quick, warming cuddle from Lewis on the way

Norman had a dip after the presentation, grabbing a quick, warming cuddle from Lewis on the way

Norm the coach, Norm the teacher, Norm the lifeguard trainer, Norm the President, Norm the club champion, Norm the brewer of a fine cup of tea

Stormin' Norman - he's not one to brag, so I will do it for him (with a little help from Mrs Jones)

Norman joined the Club in 1983. He won the Bridge to Bridge in both 1989 and 1994, the Christmas Day Peter Pan race in 1991 and has been club champion multiple times. He was Club President 2013-2016, a current committee member and a vice President. Norman is a highly qualified swimming teacher, being a Fellow of the Institute of Swimming Teachers, a first aid trainer and RLSS lifeguard trainer and assessor.  Norman spent much of his teaching and coaching career at Imperial College where he organised and coached students to compete at the National University Swimming Championships.  He also coached school teams to win the National Schools Swimming Championships on six occasions.  Nowadays Norman can still be found teaching on the poolside at the Charring Cross Hospital Sports Club.  Norman has twice been invited to the City of London Guildhall to be honoured by his fellow professional swim teachers and coaches.

Norman and Lorraine met in the late 1960s whilst both were Pontins holiday camp Bluecoats.  Should you ask nicely, I am sure Lorraine will share stories of their time working at Pontins.  I like the story of Norman the Pontins' lifeguard poolside with his sunburnt nose protected by a strategically balanced cigarette paper.

Lorraine is also a club member and a regular friendly, smiley, chatty presence Serps-side.  Lorraine has a marvellous singing voice, as those that have heard the Serpentine choir can testify.

1986 and the club championship was shared with that other club legend, Peter Larrad

1986 and the club championship was shared with that other club legend, Peter Larrad

Norman won the Bridge to Bridge in 1989. A feat he was to repeat in 1994.

Norman won the Bridge to Bridge in 1989.  A feat he was to repeat in 1994.

Norman receiving the Dave Milnes cup, from Dave Milnes himself. (Can you spot the young Deeleys watching on?)

Ron revived by Ron

Ron revived by Ron

Ron Miller helped revive Ron Hammill one spring morning when he suffered from a stroke under the lakeside shower. Ron Miller had recently completed a lifesaving and first aid course run by Norman

Complimentary tickets to the Royal Albert Hall

Ron Hammill was a regular swimmer and competitor from the late 1960s through to the 1990s. He was a foreman at the Royal Albert Hall and in this role had a ready access to complimentary tickets. Those for boxing and wrestling matches proved more popular with some club members than those for more ‘highbrow’ cultural events.

As foreman, Ron was responsible for overseeing the careful moving of large grand pianos, harps and other delicate but big musical items.

Long term regular Ron Hamill won the 1982 Clary Reed cup race

Long term regular Ron Hamill won the 1982 Clary Reed cup race

"Nana" Ron

Ex-paratrooper Ron Miller ran a local plumbing and central heating company.  He was a daily regular at the club throughout the 1980s, 90s and into the 2000s -  tea making and general chit-chat a speciality.  During days off work (it was his company) Ron would act as "nanny" to Mary Gilbert's children.  This accounts for the nickname of Nana, coined by Mary, with respect to the Newfoundland dog in Peter Pan.

Andrew was also a daily regular, though not a regular racer.  He was a gifted woodworker who produced many treasured items for his friends.  Sadly, Andrew drowned whilst swimming off Brighton beach in 2014.  He was in his late-thirties.

Ron Miller made the Evening Standard in 1990, giving his take on the quality of the Serpentine water

Ron Miller made the Evening Standard in 1990, giving his take on the quality of the Serpentine water

Norman, Chester Kozlowski (another Serps' Olympian) and Andrew, late 1980s

Norman, Chester Kozlowski (another Serps' Olympian) and Andrew, late 1980s

Chester represented Poland in the Olympic Games in the 1920s and swam against Tarzan (Johnny Weissmuller)

(report compiled by Brian Thomas)